Monthly Archives: October 2013

(blog title lost in the grumble of my stomach)

I’m sad because I’m fat, so I eat a food. I’m sad because I ate a food, so I wanna buy different food. I’m sad because I’m broke, and I can’t afford a different food. I’m sad because being sad … Continue reading

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I just applied for a promotion.

To a real job. Shoot me.

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I have adulthood, and it’s terminal.

Lemme just get this out, so I don’t have to deal with it anymore. I applied for a second job — a morning/lunch shift at a sandwich shop called Potbelly — to put a cushion between myself and the fact … Continue reading

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New Apartment – Week One

The process of moving, unpacking, and rearranging our lives has officially assassinated my ability to be timely about Pr0ntober, but I am still determined to have four stories written by the time October expires. Apologies to anyone who has waiting … Continue reading

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Pr0ntober, NaNoWriMo, moving, Daniel, and the constant need for money.

Pr0ntober Back when I lived in Iowa, I spent a lot of my time online, mostly chatting with my long-time friend (and, in a way, long-distance girlfriend), Dani. It was Dani who introduced me to two of the greatest blessings … Continue reading

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